The Word About The Bird

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A legacy has left the homeless meals in lower Bucks County, PA. Word is that Birdman, the Noble Savage that has been showing up at the meals, ravaging through food and drink, collecting his booty and hauling off with gobs of goodies, like the Vandals sacking Rome, has moved! The word is the bird. https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=The+Word+is+the+bird+trashmen+video&view=detail&mid=62E64BD08A680113988862E64BD08A6801139888&FORM=VIRE 

But not to worry, someone has come to replace Birdman.  We haven’t created a name for her yet, but so far, she seems to be filling Birdman’s shoes, or shall I say claws, as the official Noble Savage. Like a wild animal, Birdman came to the meals armed with pitchers and a large bag and goes from table to table trying to swipe whatever he can – food, drinks and other items that are supposed to be for the people at each table and tables where food and drink are set out for all the quests. At one meal, he took the top off the coffee pot and was about to drain the coffee into his container when he was caught. 

The last encounter I remember having with Birdman was when he came to my table, reaching in the bread baskets for grub, simultaneously asking (rhetorically) if people want any more. “Get out of here,” I yelled at him. As soon as he started opening his mouth, I preempted him, saying “get out of here!” This was repeated for a while until Birdman finally got the message and moved on, as other guests laughed.  

One guest thought he must have descended from a hawk, with the way he quickly, out of nowhere, appears and grabs his prey. To use Navy terminology, I would say he’s a sh**bird. 

At one meal he started to take eating utensils from the table in front of him, until someone at the table yelled at him and told him the utensils were someone else’s. In spite of being yelled at, he returned to the table, on the prowl for things he could take. People at the table had to keep looking over their shoulder to watch Birdman like the hawk he is. 

When I said something to someone at the table when I walked by right after Birdman tried to take the utensils, a guy at the table snapped “he’s an a-hole” and added that the bird was banned from two of the community meals permanently. 

A at another meal, Birdman was about to snatch the salt and pepper shakers, but the host stopped him. 

If you sit down at a community meal, you have to set a watch to make sure that Birdman doesn’t take any of your stuff, including food that’s on your table whenever you get up to get a beverage, some food, or go to the restroom. 

Birdman is the quintessential noble savage. The noble savage is a relativistic philosophy championed by Jean-Jacques Rousseau, where all restraints of civilization or any authority are removed and the self becomes the center of the universe. There are no borders. 

Most of the folks who go to the community meals, both homeless and those needy with homes, act civilized and show self-restraint. 

Birdman is a reflection, an example of our rich heritage being turned upside down in an attempt to be replaced by the utopian new world order, which is destroying our society. https://wigtunes.wordpress.com/tag/francis-schaeffer/