Who Should We Serve?

In a recent interview with the Minister of Silly Walks, R.I. Diculous in Bucks County, PA, I learned the reason for the bogus assertion that the homeless population is shrinking. Mr. Big wants to make room for more illegal aliens, and Bucks doesn’t have the nerve to tell their fearless leader the truth. 

During the BO administration (former President Barry Obummer), a public service TV spot to publicize this move for hope and change in Bucks County was developed.  Accompanying the video, a special adaptation of Hank Williams’ song Move It On Over will play. 

“The homeless sneak in about half past ten 

Pretty soon we won’t let them in 

So move it on over, move it on over 

Move it on over homeless dog because the immigrants are moving in 

We won’t let you homeless in to the woods no more 

Your innovative ways won’t work no more 

So get it on over, move it on over 

Scoot it on over, move it on over 

Move it on over because we fat cats are moving someone else in 

The dumpster here is very small 

But they say it’s better than no home at all 

So ease it on over, move it on over 

Drag your junk over, move it on over 

Move over old homeless dog because our cash cows are moving in 

We told them not to lay around 

Now you let us let dirty deals go down 

So move it on over, drag your junk over 

Move it on over, our cash cows are moving in” 

“The advantage of having illegals moving into Bucks County land is that, not being American citizens, we are not responsible for their welfare.  We are not afraid that they could sue us if they get hurt because we are not obligated to protect them,” Diculous said. 

“We don’t need no stinkin’ protection”, said A. Wetback, who recently crossed the Rio Grande and worked his way into Bucks County. 

Environmentalists adamantly say we should protect illegals.  “The Eagle is our national emblem and should be protected at all costs, especially a sick one, an ill eagle”, said Don Quixote, a local environmentalist. 

For those of you in Doylestown, this is a made up story, a satire. 

In Bucks County, there is more vacant land than homeless Americans. 

“Children from other places take priority over children from our own country?” head of HUD Ben Carson recently challenged Democrats. “They don’t seem to want to answer that question. We have millions of American citizens who have been waiting an average of 2 1/2 years to get housing assistance,” said Dr. Carson, who backs enforcing an existing law that allows only U.S. residents to receive housing benefits.  https://www.lifenews.com/2019/05/24/ben-carson-democrats-are-hypocrites-they-say-they-support-children-but-defend-late-term-abortions/?fbclid=IwAR0DKl13x2kJxI5AM_mXAwsPs4laFc3KSapvixAN-UkXDYjxBxVKe_pst50 

Public officials need to remember that they are in their positions to serve we the people, Americans.  There are too many Americans living right here in Bucks County who need a home.  They do not need a big government program, a babysitting service, or a mental health (legal drug clinic) to help the homeless.  Authorities in Bucks have known about the homeless problem since the late 80’s. In fact, in January, 1988, Bucks County Commissioner Andrew L Warren told the Pennridge Chamber of Commerce that there is a homeless problem in Bucks County, and that “Bucks County government in the 1980’s and 90’s is where we are going to begin to have to find more solutions for issues like this.” 

Speaking of the mental health hustlers and the homeless, here’s a parody a wrote awhile back, before at least some of the mental health hustling programs in Bucks were defunded:  

It’s Public Funding Time (parody of Fats Domino’s Finger Popping Time) 

It’s public (doy-dee doy-dee) funding time 

It is pub lic…funding ty-ime 

I feel so good 

I’m on the public dime 

Hey now hey now hey now hey now 

Here comes Allen here comes Keith 

Allen’s visiting all the homeless sites on his beat 

It’s public (doy-dee doy-dee) funding time 

It is pub lic…funding ty-ime 

I feel so good (dee-doy doy dee-doink) 

I’m on the public dime 

Hey now hey now hey now hey now… 

It seems to be what’s happening to HOST is similar to President Trump cutting the fat and crap from the EPA. Accomplishing the goal of being good stewards of our natural resources can be done less expensively. Likewise, by cutting the programs for mental health removes lots of unwanted fat from a bloated bureaucracy. Penndel Mental Health, for instance, just pumps patients with legal dope and psychobabble: “language that is used by people who talk about mental and emotional problems and that is seen as silly or meaningless: psychological jargon.” – Merriam-Webster 

Addendum to the parody:  

The hustling program was put on a leash 

But that doesn’t stop all the bogus outreach 

Get public funding 

On our dime 

I don’t feel too good 

It doesn’t make the homeless fine 

Hey now hey now hey now hey now 

Here comes new folks a target for the hustler Chris 

They’re an opportunity he doesn’t want to miss 

It’s public (doy-dee doy-dee) funding time 

It is pub lic…funding ty-ime 

I feel so good (dee-doy doy dee-doink) 

I’m on the public dime 

Hey now hey now hey now hey now…  

The homeless population in Bucks County continues to grow. It’s grown since a book about the local homeless was published in November, 2018.  https://www.amazon.com/There-Are-Homeless-Buck-County/dp/172865209X/ref=sr_1_fkmrnull_1?keywords=there+are+homeless+in+bucks+county&qid=1555953133&s=gateway&sr=8-1-fkmrnull